Egad!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/08/2015 at 15:36 • Filed to: None

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I’ve parked on the wrong side of the mall! I’ve got to enter through the... Perfume Department!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 15:38

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God bless your soul

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 15:41

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Why would you park in the middle of the road?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 15:43

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I work in a store with a big fragrance section. It makes you woozy after a while but at least I get to wear nice aftershave every day for free.

CounterTorqueSteer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 15:47

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I freaking love that SpongeBob bit. So accurate.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 16:03

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I always park on the ass end of a sears. Means I get to enter through the tool section instead of fragrance sections lol

shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/08/2015 at 16:30

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Yep, same here. Plus you usually get to park closer there, but that’s just a bonus.

Fragrance sections make me angry. I hate perfume. It makes my nose want to just off of my face.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > shop-teacher 12/08/2015 at 16:32

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Yessir. On both counts.

And I mean...I get to ogle tools too so, It’s really a triple win.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/08/2015 at 16:51

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oO 1st-gen S10?

shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/08/2015 at 17:57

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Well yeah! I figured that was a given!